Our hotel is in the jungle. There is a road to get there, a beautiful entrance gate and perfectly manicured grounds. The beach lines one side and the rest is beautiful lush greenery. The jungle walk starts at 10 am. It’s hotter and sweatier than a a fat man’s armpit in hell. I am sweating Continue reading →
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Central / South America Adventure – Day 2: Which way to the beach?
After 10 solid hours of sleeping like I was dead, I woke up to this: Life is good. And it gets even better. Eating at an all inclusive is like an all access pass to your favourite concert or a shopping spree where you aren’t paying. There is food everywhere. All the time. They even have Continue reading →
Central / South America Adventure – Day 1: Time to get your travel on
I rarely choose ‘vacations’ over travel, but when my girl Jen is like, “Let’s go to the beach!”, the only acceptable response is “Hells Ya!!” This is by far the least prepared I have been for any trip. EVER. When we originally booked the trip I was supposed to have finished my contract and I Continue reading →
I see dead people…
I just spent two full days doing a CPR and first aid course. I learned How to save people TV is full of shit Natural selection still has a ways to go First up: CPR If you need to do CPR on someone, they’re for all intents and purposes – dead. They are no longer Continue reading →
My Travel Resume
I sat down to update my pathetic “About Me” section and quickly realized it was more like a Shakespearean monologue on a 3 minute speed date than the quick and witty intro I was looking for. Now it is yours to enjoy. My first travelling experience was 2 days after my last university exam. Just Continue reading →